51 Ways to NOT Get a Job
Explore different strategies that will ensure you never land your dream job.
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The Dad's Approach
Because what worked in 1985 still works today, right?
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The LinkedIn Hustle
Connect your way to success
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The ATS Game
Beat the system with keyword stuffing
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The Side Hustle Trap
Monetise your hobbies until you hate them
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The Education Grind
Get more degrees than a thermometer
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Remote Work
Find opportunities that allow you to work from anywhere
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Network Like a Pro
Turn industry events into real opportunities. Every handshake counts.
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Social Media
Use platforms like LinkedIn to showcase your skills
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Cold Outreach
Contact companies directly with your pitch
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Skill Building
Learn new skills to make yourself more marketable
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